Monday, January 28, 2008

sick!!

Get thee hence bug....

Falling sick in New York is an experience that cannot be missed, literally and metaphorically. Living in a building with several hundred people makes this an eventuality. The mental process of illness far supersedes the physical symptoms. The initial reaction is disbelief, followed by an overdose of vitamins and hot water, which is soon followed by paranoia and the birth of the eternal question. Should i take anti-biotics now or wait, in the desperate hope that this will go away?..... After self prescribed drugs if the illness still persists - only then will the much resented medical insurance be utilized, and John Jay visited in the bitter cold. Melodramatic? Yes, but 100% true :D

Sunday, January 27, 2008

New Policy for Integration of Immigrants.



Ever tried the craziest, greasiest, tastiest popcorn in NYC? They are the chocolate-caramel popcorn! Something your stomach and your immune system are never gonna forget. The best way to get fat the American way.

It's one of the new policies of integration promoted by the Global International Affairs in New York. FAT MAKES HAPPY, is the slogan. Lets be locals!